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Jerry

Jerry has a place in Jacobs foot and my heart. Jerry was eaten by Rebekah.RIP Jerry u will be missed
Me:Jerry has a place in my heart
Jacob:and my foot
by Jerrymyfish July 24, 2019
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Jerry's kids

1. A derogatory term for kids who receive support from the Muscular Dystrophy Association. They are called this due to the MDA having a sixty-year partnership with Jerry Lee Lewis
2. A hardcore punk band from Boston who released two albums and still tours today.
1. Noah is one of Jerry's kids.
2. Jerry's Kids kick serious ass! You should really listen to their debut album "Is This My World?"
by hcpunkfan703 July 17, 2018
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Jerrit

The person that will do anything for you. He is funny, outgoing, sweet, and cute. Loves sports, COD, and his Xbox 360, But he loves his girlfriend the most.
Is that Jerrit?", "Yeah <33", "Awe :)
by yayJessi August 21, 2010
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Jerry Falwell

Founder in 1970 of the religious pressure group "Moral Majority". Deceased at the age of 73, Jerry Falwell was against abortion, feminism, and homosexuality. Which stands to reason, seeing as how he would never have to experience the pain of child birth, being a man and all. He deemed it impossible to put himself in the shoes of an underage teenage girl who was raped and thought it necessary to have the child brought into a world of crime and disease. Into a world that it never asked to be brought into. Jerry Falwell hated homosexuals, saying that God loves everybody but not them. He would rather take in someone who was truly sorry for murdering hundreds of people than someone who was in love with someone from the same sex. Sounds like quite the God I would want to worship, but thankfully I'm smart enough to know that there is no such thing as God. Feminism was another topic, because if a woman was allowed to speak up, Jerry Falwell was from a generation of alcoholic miners who beat their wives. Quite the winner.

In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.
Random religious sheep: "Did you hear the news? Jerry Falwell is dead!"

Person with common sense: "I know, isn't it wonderful?!"
by qAaRoN June 10, 2007
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Jerrick

Sexy Beast. That's all I have to say. A Sexy Beast.
by Jerryberries December 19, 2017
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Jerry O'Connell

Noun

1. This totally lame douche who was in a movie about kangaroos and yet somehow, SOMEHOW, gets to nail Rebecca Romijn.
1A. That guy on Sliders. Sliders, for God's sake!
2. Incompetent loser who has mastered the art of sucking to a degree beyond simple words, that would make a vile whore jealous.
3. Someone who has something they really don't deserve, because they suck, and the thing they have is great.
4. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers.
5. An itching and usually painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue.
1. "Fucking Jerry O'Connell!! I hate that guy!"
3. "That Jerry O'Connell's mommy and daddy just bought him a new car. They even gift-wrapped it with a gigantic bow."
4. "Haha, check this out, I'm going to run over this Jerry O'Connell guy with my 4x4 while he stands in the middle of the street. He can't guard against common dangers, after all."
5. See hemorrhoids.
???. "I want to kick you in the damn face."
by Echelon and Zombie April 24, 2006
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ben and jerry ice cream

A very tasty brand of ice cream.

Do not be confused by all the imitators:

1)hagen dazs

Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.
guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....
by candycanes384 June 11, 2008
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