Jebus

Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.

...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.

Judges 19:10

by NOCTVRNVS July 19, 2005

Jenosyde

Bad ass mutha fuka!

Jenosyde kicked all our asses, boys!

by Tyler Penley May 23, 2003

Jenius

Pronounced "Jenn-yus" (not "Jean-yus"): "Jenius" is not a misspelling of "Genius" as claimed by the Fake News.

Noun masc.: 1) A moron who considers himself an expert on everything.

2) Term coined by Pres. Donald Trump as the complete and perfect description of himself.

I am the Jenius. {Note: "the" is correct usage; "a" is not. Thankfully we have only one jenius on planet earth.

by DaSunshine April 21, 2020

Jebus

The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)

Jebus is teh pwn

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

jengus

In other words it means genius, however, this is a new breed of genius. It is defined as someone who is part retarded and parted genius,"Like rain man". To be a jengus you must show strong qualities of excelled genius, at the same time showing qualities of intellectual ihabition.

"Your son displays very jengus qualities"

"like a jengus, granpa displays patterns of alzheimer's"

"Roger Christian's direction in Battle Feild Earth displayed very jengus qualities"

by dig biddy April 17, 2009

Jens-Marius

Jens-Marius is a man who is very nice, and a complete gentleman. He is often defeated in arguments. He drives a red car, and like beavers.

That guy is such a Jens-Marius.

You're such a douche, why can't you be more of a Jens-Marius.

by Idvi July 29, 2012

januston

Just like his name he is a anus

Pointy black butt that never get wiped. (It belongs to januston)

by Joshua Mississauga,ON November 30, 2013