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Similar to No Nut November, but it takes place after the event. Only the truest form of gods seek to complete it. The rules are as follows:
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Don't jizz in June. If you do, you will lower your role that you obtained in No Nut November and go back to a mere man. If you complete it, it is prophesied you will be the reincarnation of the mightiest of all beings, the peak of human evolution, the Default Skin. Everyone will have to T-pose not as a sign of dominance but as a sign of weakness and worship.
Be aware, No Jizz June is DEFINITELY NOT for the faint hearted. If you attempt after failing No Nut November, there will be disastrous consequences. Do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try this unless you are a god amongst men.
Friend: 'Yo bro, did you hear about No Jizz June? Apparently if you complete you get the power of the Mighty Jizz.'
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
You: 'It was tough, but I accomplished by task. I completed No Jizz June.'
Everyone within a 500 metre radius of you: T
by GreatProphetBill November 2, 2018
Get the No Jizz June mug.After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.
Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!
by Profstrange December 1, 2018
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by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019
Get the Crusty jizz sock mug.When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.
Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”
Stacy: “Ewww no way!”
Stacy: “Ewww no way!”
by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019
Get the Jingle-Jizz mug.A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian
by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019
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