Jason

Jason is a man that will PROBABLY break your heart. He's mean but adorable, he has the scruffy hair and short eyelashes. He's probably a black haired guy and is in one of the sport teams.

Jason is in the basketball team.

by killmedie November 29, 2019

Jason

Me, the very internet enlightened queen of ribs

Petunia: I heard that Jason has all his friends and familys bodys in his attic. Sexy !

by GumbiSlut500 April 30, 2020

Jason Bourne

Jesus Christ

"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne..."

by no no no gay May 19, 2020

Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.

“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good”
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”

by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020

Jason

Jason is that guy every girl would want. He is super sweet and nice but not too nice. He can cheer you up with a text. He is always real and has your back. He is someone you would want in your life. He is mad lit and cool.

You definitely need a Jason

by Fiytb July 27, 2020

Infinite Jason Theorem

given infinite time, Jason will have good idea

Greg: Wow! Jason actually had a good idea
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while

by MONKEY EMPEROR February 25, 2021

Jason

A guy who Loves so hard the "strongest" people cant deal with him. Unintentionally Lucky. Very Patient. When angry.... Pyromaniac. Weirdo. Destroyer.

"What happened?"

"Jason was here and fucked everything up!"

"What did you do to him?"

-Silence

by hKJlagin497792 March 29, 2021