Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
by saltyserbian May 3, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
by holadoiknowyoushavakadoooo's May 13, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN
by Erica costel November 28, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.
Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017
Get the Jasonmug.