nutella jar

Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.

Dude, my friend and I nutella jared that chick from the bar last night!

nutella jar by rectangular testicles June 28, 2011

Graveyard Jar 

A jar in which you keep 1-2 grams of each different bud you buy over an extended period of time

"yo you gotta see this nug of blackberry kush I got in the graveyard jar, I got it from cali last month."

"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"

Graveyard Jar by 413represent January 4, 2012

pickle jar complex 

The male need to be manly and 'do it himself'. Not always a pickle jar.

Fred: damn, this door is stuck.

Lisa: let me try.

Fred: no, I got it.

(door slams into his face)

Lisa: should have let me. The pickle jar complex always backfires.

pickle jar complex by Xina Serene March 11, 2012

Allah Jar 

This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.

Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"

Allah Jar by TurkeyTwatter March 24, 2020

Pickle Jar Hero 

The person that every man wants to be. Every man fights over the opportunity. They are the one who opens the pickle Jar when no one else can.

Person 1: Why is Larry so happy today?
Person 2: He opened the pickle jar yesterday and became the pickle jar hero.

Pickle Jar Hero by Ijustateyourmomscoochie March 25, 2020

raid jar 

1. An empty bottle or container used as a urine storage receptacle while playing video games. Used to increase one's availability in-game, and/or as an ecofriendly alternative to the wasteful flushing of a traditional toilet.

2. The primary weapon of the Jarate fighting style. Commonly carried and used by experienced snipers. Also known as "Karate in a Jar." This item will "Wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man."

1. A: Hold on I need to go to the bathroom.

S: Ok.
A: ....Ok, I'm back.
S: That was quick.

A: Yeah, so?

S: I'm just saying... you didn't go to the bathroom.

A: Yes, I did.
S: No, you didn't. You forgot to mute your mic. We heard you, um... raid jar.
A: Oh.
S: Yea, next time, don't say anything, just mute, we didn't need to wait in the lobby for that.

2. Alex, is such a narcissistic shithead . I'm going to camp here and hit that doodlepad with the raid jar next time he comes around. Woo-ha! Jarate!

raid jar by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020

Obliteration Jar 

A jar you fill with cum, Shit, and farts once a month.

It can also be used as a prank to make someone think its a "special" desert.

"Yo man that obliteration jar was so tasty las night."

Obliteration Jar by Fart Master 6000 January 22, 2021