A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet
Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet
Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device
by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3
by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016

by MZSanta October 5, 2020
