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Jacob

Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon
Ayy that turtle reminds me of Jacob, turtle neck having ass
by Kamiya king February 4, 2018
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A tall dude with freckles a tiny cock and huge feet. He finds himself funny but all the cheerleaders think he's autistic. His favorite thing to do is to break out his tweasers and jerk off his uncircumcised dick.
Jacob is not snipped
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Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013
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A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.
A: Hi my names Jacob.

B: Cya!
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Jacob has a gigantic dick
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He’s probably a skinny red head that has a 2mm Johnson. Probably gay af, and also sucks longdong for a fat stack of cash.
Wow. Jacob is super gay
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Jacob is a name that stands for a boy with a wonderful sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, a room-lighting smile, a sense of warmth, security, and comfort to him, and an overall SEXYYYYYYYYYYY mannnnnn. Like dadddyyyyyy what the heckkkk????? Im justttt kidding. I know for sure though, my Jacob is a freaking angel God sent down from the heavens and blessed me with. He makes me smile everyday, and I can't use words to describe how incredibly thankful I am to have a boy like him in my life.
"Jacobbb what the heck are you doinggg stepbrooo????"
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