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Jacob

Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.
Jacob is a jerk.
Jacob isn't cool.
Jacob is a nerd.
by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019
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a nice guy who will steel all of the girls hearts. hes funny, sweet and has amazing hair!! if you look into his eyes you will never look away! he flirts whith every girl in the school. he's a heartbreaker. he chooses one girl to love and sticks whith her. i got lost in him myself.
Jacob:Hi serina
serina:Hey jacob!!!
by secretsinthesnow February 5, 2019
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Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013
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A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.
A: Hi my names Jacob.

B: Cya!
by Jskdjakoals October 8, 2019
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Jacob has a gigantic dick
by Truthfull boi February 5, 2018
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Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet in your entire life who will bring so much happiness to you’re heart with just his presence alone. He’s sweet, funny, caring, smart, weird, and a very cute nerd etc... if lucky enough to have him in you’re life don’t let him go. He’s more than perfect and is good enough to be a bestfriend, soul mate and so much more! He’s the true definition of perfection
by Jenelljay02 March 25, 2019
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Jacob is a name that stands for a boy with a wonderful sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, a room-lighting smile, a sense of warmth, security, and comfort to him, and an overall SEXYYYYYYYYYYY mannnnnn. Like dadddyyyyyy what the heckkkk????? Im justttt kidding. I know for sure though, my Jacob is a freaking angel God sent down from the heavens and blessed me with. He makes me smile everyday, and I can't use words to describe how incredibly thankful I am to have a boy like him in my life.
"Jacobbb what the heck are you doinggg stepbrooo????"
by soy un desastre December 27, 2019
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