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Jonning

verb To act like a brown Jew in a Catholic school. This includes: throwing objects at innocent people; pushing on one's chair; knowing too much about mass-murderers etc.
The country of origin is Indonesia
Girl: (pushes chair)
Girl 2: Stop Jonning me!
by CaptainPrice55 March 10, 2010
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Jennifer

Jennifer one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. At first she may seem shy but when you get to know - my god is she the opposite of what you think regular people percieve to be. She is always full of surprises that you wouldn't expect. She likes cute things and acts immature at times, but she is a sweet, affectionate, loyal, trustworthy and probably the most caring person you will ever come across, you will definitely be lucky to have her as a friend.
Person 1: That girl is so damn mysterious all the time, but man is she cute.
Person 2: Then why won't you talk to her?
Person 1: Actually, I think I will. What's her name, again?
Person 2: Her name is Jennifer.
Person 1: I knew it!
by Bananas_are_my_life October 16, 2012
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jonnie

a adorable girl whos hyperactive and orginal. sometimes confused with a boy name. shes not materalistic and shallow but
actually looks for guys that are "worth it". One of my best damn friends. An awesome cool unique girl who stands out with out trying. has an epic personality classy, yet simple. and very beautiful.

-love
Gabbyy.
guy 1"hey did you see that new girl jonnie today?"

guy 2"dude! jonnie's a boy name hahaha stupid!"

guy 1"freaking idiot she a girl."

guy 2"show her to me then you dick."

* shows her jonnie

jonnie "uh sup?"

guy 2"damn your hot."
by rockinkiller February 5, 2009
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Jennifer

A best friend; queit at first but then hyper as shit once you get to know her. If you backstab Jennifer she will kill you. Outdorsy; loves sports; very pretty, maybe even considered goregous. Happy but at the same time can be very deppressed & moody.
Guy 1: Hey who was that girl just now? She was beautiful.
Guy 2: She was probably a Jennifer
by I <3 DJ July 29, 2011
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Jenni

This is a super hot, absolutely stunning and genuine girl. Shes kind, pretty, clever caring and is an all round nice person! She has an obsession of cute things and her personality can be taken as flirty. She is amazing,beautiful and should be valued.
eg. Guy1: Wow, that girls beautiful!

Guy2: Must be called Jenni!
by WillyWonka007 June 18, 2011
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Jenniceratops

a genus of herbivorous ceratopsid dinosaur which lived during the current stage of the late 1900s into the 2000s, in what is now North America. Archaeologists believe it is the only living dinosaur and could only be found in the Scranton, PA area.
Damn, I saw a herd of Jenniceratops eating my broccoli the other day.
by B-Rock Moldy May 8, 2009
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Jennifer Hopeless

a girl that tries to cover up her ugliness by wearing the newest, trendiest, and most expensive clothes.
guy 1 : Did you see Veronica walk by like she was the shit?
guy 2 : Yeah, bitch thinks she's Jennifer Lopez when really she's Jennifer Hopeless.
by bob weota-babitsaboy January 1, 2008
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