a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

spit jar

When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis

"Can u make me a spit jar?" I love it when it gets lathered on then sucked off

by The big boy mike January 14, 2016

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

jar of tar

facing adversity

"put the butterfly in the jar of tar
and watch it fight"

by Krkič January 3, 2020

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

tar jar

A butt hole

“Look at that girl bending over, her skirt so short I can see her tar jar,” said Jake.

by Tjarbeach October 17, 2017