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internet psychiatry

Internet Psychiatry is the practice of making a psychological diagnosis of an individual over the Internet. The term carries a pejorative tint in some pools of online culture due to the practice of those who style themselves as "home grown" psychologists to make authoritative statements on mental state and behavior without a legitimate medical framework to support their claims. Internet Psychiatry has found popularity with those who target persons for derision and attack over the Internet, and is frequently seen as a methodology used by pseudo-intellectuals. The prototypical Internet Psychiatrist may engage in critical judgment based upon thin slices of information about the subject, or by applying stereotypes combined with sweeping generalizations.
Forum poster: Wow, Ling Ling Chan in Generic Anime OVA #15 is a cute chick!

Internet Psychiatrist: You are clearly possessed of a disassociative disorder as shownby your identification with an animated character and you are likely a closet pedophile as is typical of male viewers of Japanese animation.

Forum poster: Dude, what the heck! That's Internet Psychiatry! And hey, I'm a girl!

Internet Psychiatrist: Denial is the typical reaction in people with your personality traits.
by Internet Justice Authority November 2, 2007
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Internet Asshole

The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.

These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
Nathaniel is such an internet asshole. A total Homo Internetus.
by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013
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Internet Rap

A new form of rap, popularized by artists such as MC Virgins, Lil Boom, and Wonder. It is a fun, upbeat form of rap, usually containing comedic lyrics.
Yo you hear the new internet rap song? Shit goes hard
by zarbruh November 5, 2020
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internet virginity

The innocence that is broken after viewing the original shock sites: tubgirl.com, lemonparty.org and goatse.cx.
"I managed to take her internet virginity in one single IM session."
by dataset May 27, 2008
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internet lying syndrome

When someone across the internet makes unbelievable claims without any proof of backing it up and does it repeatedly. They usually do it because they have low self-esteem and want people to like them. Since nobody really knows if someone over the internet is lying or telling the truth.
Person1: Yeah, so I've had sex with over 100 girls, I'm a millionaire, I've got way over 500 cars, and I live in a mansion.
Person2: Oh cool, can I see some pictures of your mansion and cars?
Person1: Oh, sorry, I don't have a camera =(.
Person2: So let me get this straight, you're a millionaire and you live in a mansion, but you can't even buy a measly camera? Dude, you have ILS.
Person1: What's ILS?
Person2: Internet Lying Syndrome.
by Tomajko April 15, 2008
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Internet Troll

Someone who takes pleasure in causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "Justin"
"Man, this Justin guy is such an internet troll."
by vomitingicecreamcone September 18, 2016
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the internet

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006
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