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intellectual Snuggie

A person functioning as an emotional or intellectual safety net for another, who dates others but keeps the Snuggie around for emo needs.
Q: Have y'all hooked up?
A: He's dating some skank. I'm just his intellectual Snuggie.
by bunnificus May 27, 2009
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intellext

An intellext is a thoughtful, intelligent, and generally grammatically correct text message. It is similar to "sexting" but instead of messaging about sex, one messages about smart stuff and ideas. However, the intellext can also be erotic, if the receiver or sender is into that kind of thing. It is also a statement on how our current communication culture affects what we talk about and how.
An example of an intellext might be: I got your message about the book and am glad you are enjoying it. The philosophers are singularly passionate and I find it interesting how unaware of their passion they are, with the exception perhaps of Nietzsche. By the way, I need to send you this guy's blog if you're looking to brush up - he covers all the philsophers in only 5 minutes each & I've always admired anyone who can break them down to the intelligible "here and now." Check it out . . .
by Cynthie February 4, 2010
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Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female
‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’
by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020
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brawl in cell block 99

Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.
“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”
by Alabama Caesar Camper May 8, 2020
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Incel

Involuntary celibate.

AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.

Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.
Redditor 1: I can’t get laid! Women suck! Reee!
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.

Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.
by Assey McGee April 12, 2019
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Incelligence

Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.
Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).

That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.

The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022
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intellectual servitude

the practice of a weak-minded person or group submitting to the logic of the intellectual slavers without question; the inability of a person or group to project their own voice or opinion without the slavers approval, or face retaliation; of being in a non-prosperous state working, or not-working for a pittance of guaranteed security;
Betty's mind was freed from intellectual servitude when she left the union and started her own home business.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
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