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Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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What do you ACTUALLY think you have to offer an incel Emma? And how does making excuses for literally everything women do get them any pussy?
Amme "You see, she just HAS fuck the retard!"

Hym "If you have a son, are you going to let him the truth or are you going to lie to try to get him to do relationships? What are you going to tell him there? Do you want your son to have a fat-cock or a baby-dick? If he ends up being and incel, what are you going to say? I have so many questions that I KNOW FOR A FACT you haven't actually fleshed out... Which is why you are refusing to acknowledge me. If I am the reason people hate me, you ARE the reason men hate you. Or am I the victim of BIGOTRY and misandry? It's gotta be something!"
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
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a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.
Darion is a angry incel
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a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.
Darion gives off incel vibes
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The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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A man who has a hard time finding a partner, could be because he is ugly, it could be because of how judgemental attractive white women are of non-negroid males when we are less than perfect, or it could be just most bitches are too stupid to find Nazi/Crusader memes funny.

Negros can only be incels if their signature look of retardation and dwarfism is glaringly obvious (like Bigthumby), Europeans of shorter stature often find it hard to sexually compete with larger whites and the blacks, Northeast Asians are only considered chads when they look like 16th century samurai, and Indian men ought to stay the fuck away from American women, lest they be accused of groping (falsely or factually).

Over the years it’s evolved from a term of meaning to a left wing school yard insult any man who is racist/sexist/homosexual/transphobic (all nonsense commie words concocted by trots). Even muscular 6’+ Chads/Tyrones such as Andrew Tate are labeled incels, like how can someone be stupid enough to think a 6’2” bodybuilder has a hard time with women?

JBW is very much a lie in the context of the west, maybe true in Asia, but (((they))) really made it so the only way you wouldn’t end up with Tyrone’s leftovers and maybe even a mongrel baby is to expatriate to a country that still treats nigs like we did in the 50’s. It’s all part of Zionist exchange.

The term incel is often conflated with soyboy, but they connote two very different images.
Incel:

Self aware
Zoomer
Right wing
Aspires to be chad one day
Based
Most likely thin/healthy
Can meme like a legend
Schizoid
Superstraight
A giant chad in a little man’s body

Soyboy:

Thinks he’s a chad
Millennial
Left wing
Thinks real chads are “racist” and “misogynistic” and calls them incels
Cringe
Fat and disgusting or 90 lbs sopping wet
Can’t meme
Autistic
Cuckold or faggot
A face that matches the opinion
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A cisgendered heterosexual male that does not want to hear about Shaniece's vaginal health.
Incel is self evident
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