comprovise/impromise

To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.

I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

new imperialism

the modern way a contry is run - EG the U.S government wich has one person at the top (the president) and a group of 'advisors' (governers, senitors members of parlement ect) but unlike democratic goverments wich are supposed to be working on a voting system, this system is rigged ang the president, premiere prime minister ect represent the king in a impereialistic soscity, not voted for and can be as creul or as kind as they wish with out the peoples say so.

Eg. the last election in the united states for president between mr Al gore and mr geroge. w. bush that was RIGGED. how else do you think they got the bushes back into power, they fouled up last time, why give them a second chance to bully the world.

by rodrikbodrik May 1, 2004

imperial beach

was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.

dont go to belmont park, its scary.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK July 1, 2005

imperial stormtrooper

standing in the way of a spray-fart

that homo just got an imperial stormtrooper-look at the mud on his tongue!

by booferama November 9, 2006

Imperial System

The Imperial System is the superior unit measurement system used by the superior species, Americans. 🦅🦅 The metric system on the other hand, is unnecessary and can go fuck its self.

Julia: Omg the Imperial System is sooooo amazing! It's like sooooo much better than the metric system.

Liam: ikr? 🦅🇺🇸

by a_cool_american January 1, 2022

Imperialist White Supremacist Capitalist Heteropatriarchy

A term for the interlocking systems of oppression that form the basis of modern society and define the prevailing social order. In short, it is the status quo.

Activist: The only solution to our woes is the abolition of imperialist white supremacist capitalist heteropatriarchy.

by qbdkusoemv August 11, 2017