Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

ilversta

An idiot who can't figure out what to do with their life

"I heard they're an Ilversta"

by Silverstar May 20, 2021

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

ivert

The act of looking away or diverting eyes when someone in proximity is punching in a password or code for access to a smart phone, ATM or any other technology based account.

Can you please ivert while I punch in my ATM code?

by Skimmer22 August 15, 2021

invertpenissyndrome

when a person is not acting alpha, or acting like a pussy!

oh have you heard of dennis, he has invertpenissyndrome(insert sadface).

by creatorofdickpenis September 22, 2021