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Hyper-cocktrosys

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically
I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys
by anonymous January 14, 2022
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hyper-edging

the action of Edging so quickly that the molecules of the atmosphere around the hand disassociate into a plasma which makes control and communication difficult, typically at speeds of Mach 5-25.
The light created by his hyper-edging session could be seen from miles.
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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hyper replication

someone pays a guy to design a killer tattoo, then they take it to a tattooer to be replicated. The tattooer posts the pic of the tattoo on social media. Someone then draws that tattoo (but smaller) then takes it to the same tattooer to be done again only smaller and upside down...now it has been 'hyper replicated'.
My new tattoo is a {hyper replication} of a tattoo that I saw on social media.
by LadyFuckery January 21, 2018
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hyper bed

Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty
Man my bae took me to that hyper bed of you know what I'm saying
by Bootyman162 June 14, 2017
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Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it
Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?
by garfilbert June 10, 2022
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Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.
Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
by 3veD June 8, 2019
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Hyper functional

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional
by Hyperokc February 27, 2020
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