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Honk

Honk is the coolest person you will ever meet! They are literally- You literally can't disagree, Honk is a definition of funny, cool, amazing, charming, and elegant. They also look so sexy in a suit, if you haven't seen them in a suit you have no life. Honk's friend's sister has a hamster and she named it after Honk! Honk is really attractive and cute and has the greatest friends ever ( shout-out to Kambo, Vani, Niki and Sheep, Dex, and some other wonderful peeps ). They are always stylish and They are just amazing. If you know honk in person, you are incredibely lucky but probably not aware of the curse they put upon you. Anyway, if you didn't know already, honk is perfect, but maybe a little hyper ehhh it doesn't matter right? They also like to abuse their keyboard and spam random stuff like "SDFBGTRHNGJTHYRTJM" but it's not annoying, is it???????? They are an amazing dancer, have you seen their chika dance? NO? YOU HAVE NO LIFE WTHHHHH, ANYWAY I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE SPACE BUT HONK IS JUST AMAZING AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.
" DO U KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WITH NO WEAKNESSES, FEARS, AND IMPERFECTIONS??? "
" HUH? YOU MEAN HONK? "
" YES EXACTLY, THEM!! HONK IS AMAZING AM I RIGHT? "
" OFC YOU ARE, WHO DOESN'T LOVE HONK PFFFF "
" YEAH EXACTLY, THEY ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND POG AND FUNI! "
" YESS THEY GIVE ME THE BEST VIBES "
" IKRRRRRR ANYWAY WANNA GO PRAISE HONK WITH ME? "
" SURE THING BBY "
by honksbiggestfan May 13, 2021
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honk honk

When someone constantly honks their car horn.
by DaRealDMIA May 15, 2023
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Honk a donk

To honk your donk
Donk = your penis
Honk = jerk off

A different term for masturbating.
Are you honk a donking? Sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna go honk a donk.
by ghostlypeachess January 15, 2021
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double bobo honk

To honk on/suck two cocks/bobos at once!
Me and my buddy just got a double bobo honkin for 50 on Bankhead today:)
by wodie Dog Express April 28, 2011
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honk shoo

The noise you make when you snore, especially when working from home.
Owen: might honk shoo later
Jim: same, this job is so boring lmao
Mike: what

Terry (the boss): excuse me?
by young-man-forever-young December 13, 2022
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honkness

Comes from the word honk (meaning someone who is ugly) Denoting the state or condition of someone/something that honks.
Jane: look at this peng new jacket I just copped.
Jess: uhm sorry to break it to you hun but that has major honkness...
by Nickenchugget April 20, 2018
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when the nig is honk

A variation of the popular Among Us meme, "when the imposter is sus." Nig refers to a black person and honk refers to something squishy.
Person 1: Bro, look at that nig!
Person 2: Yeah, that's what happens when the nig is honk.
by kek or cringe? March 7, 2021
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