After you spend 6 hours at school, your dumb teacher says, "You have 20 pages of math tonight, 16 pages of science, 50 pages of reading, and 30 pages of social studies. Due tomorrow!"
mom: honey you look tired. did you sleep well?
daughter: no, in fact i stayed up the whole night doing my homework!
daughter: no, in fact i stayed up the whole night doing my homework!
by heujtfaiew4o May 18, 2011
Something that teachers give you to do at home after you have already put in 6 1/2 hours of hard labor and suffering from extreme boredom at school. Homework consumes a good chunk of your afternoon, which should be time that doesn't involve learning shit that you don't care about. Home Work can range from a simple math worksheet the teacher won't even grade the next day, to hours of research, reports, workbook pages, etc. Home work is a horrible thing that ruins peoples life and desire to go home after school.
by C.N January 03, 2010
by Gryff March 09, 2004
a stupid ass activity that claims that it will help you pass all of your classes if you do it, but it really takes away your nights and weekends. but its all good because my teachers harly ever assign it to me.
by pimp daddy dollars January 14, 2005
I was homeworking while I was talking to Saathana on MSN.
When Lili's parents ask her what she is doing in her room, she yells, 'I'm homeworking!'
When Lili's parents ask her what she is doing in her room, she yells, 'I'm homeworking!'
by C4M3LL14 May 29, 2006
A form of cruel and unusual punishment created by teachers to keep us away from watching good quality TV shows like Spongebob Squarepants and playing our awsome gameing systems
by Spongebob January 16, 2003
Although homework is generally thought to be negative by the large part of the student population, it actually does have benefits. The main thing that makes teachers go wrong with it is by over doing it. The reason for homework is to refresh and sustain the things that you learned in class. Reasonable for math: worksheet with 15-25 problems depending on level of difficulty. What teachers actually assign: 50 math problems that take an average of 4 minutes to calculate. If we had reasonable assignments, which we sometimes do, homework would not have the extreme negative connotations that it does.
In a perfect world:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary.
Kids: Ok! That should take about twenty minutes! Yay!
Realistically:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel.
Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary.
Kids: Ok! That should take about twenty minutes! Yay!
Realistically:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel.
Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by avadakedavra January 12, 2011