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Homework

A form of torture that usually comes from teachers and parents. The torture is increased when the homework is the math or english type.
Teacher: SO DO PAGE 1-150 BY TOMORROW. IT IS ALL ALGEBRA STUFF. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, ASK ME
Class: groans
Me (talking to friend): shit, this teacher gives so fucking hard homework EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. I WANNA DIEEEEEE
by mcdonaldsdelivery November 8, 2020
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Homework

Half Of My Evening Wasted On Ridiculous Knowledge
Guy #1 Dude i seriously just had half of my evening wasted on ridiculous knowledge
Guy #2 you mean homework?
Guy #1 Yep....
by ahh yeah milk December 3, 2019
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Homework

The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 2, 2014
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homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.
Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.
by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017
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only done at home, but teachers don't think...what if you don't have a home? what if you live in the janitors closet? Nope, you must have a home if you go to school, but maby you ran away in hopes of getting away from homework because you wouldn't have to do homework if you didn't have a home but your teachers don't know that because if you told them you'de have to go talk to a guidance councellor and no on wants to do that so instead you lie and sleep in the janitors closet at school and eat food from the cafeteria abd no one ever knows.
I hate homework
by why do i have to do this1234 October 30, 2018
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homework

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homework?ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs homework.....
by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018
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Homework

Bruh homework is torture
by Idk dont ask me February 23, 2021
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