hitchhiker

A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room.

Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.

"Carter's having trouble ditching that hitchhiker, crikey!"

by mintymime February 5, 2010

trailer-hitch

To perform extremely strong and satisfying oral sex on a male.

Saffrnellie can't wait to trailer-hitch her darlin' Michael.

by Saffernellie August 10, 2009

Lazy Hitch hiker

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.

by Sean the Buffalo December 4, 2010

HitchWide

aka wide load, usually in the case of a booty, aka buttocks, aka anus

"wow look at that HitchWide it's huge"

by callinder December 28, 2005

hitchhiker

another word for a tampon

i need to stop by walmart and get a superpack of hitchhikers

by kada1993 July 26, 2007

hitchdike

One who, in spite of possessing a large SUV or 4/5 seat sedan, being the only person in the vehicle AND traveling to your destination, simply refuses to pick you up. No matter how much you wave your hands or try to grab their attention by other means, it is all meaningless to them. Often an old bag.

Bob: "Dude I've been hitchhiking for 2 HOURS and still don't have a ride!!!"
Joe: "Don't let it get you down--a lot of these people are hitchdikes."

by Joseph Blowme June 12, 2009

Hitchball

A fat girls clitoris.

That fat girl's clit is so big, it's the size of a hitchball.

by nedryerson November 18, 2010