a game to save you from an abusive relationship:
On a rainy day after I had just been beaten by my cat and left for dead in the dumpster, I scrolled through my TikTok on my cracked screen iPhone 6, and an ad for this game came on my fyp. At that very moment when a character resembling the queen of rap Onika Tanya Maraj, professionally known as Nicki Minaj, strutted across the screen wearing a pink camo outfit, I knew I had to download this app. Ever since then, I escaped the dumpster and got cosmetic surgery to make myself look more like my favorite character in the game. I have gotten a restraining order against my abusive cat and moved back into my apartment. Every night before I go to bed, I play this game while listening to Nicki Minaj, and life is good. I recommend this game to any and everyone on this planet and I hope and pray that everyone can be saved by this game in all its glory.
On a rainy day after I had just been beaten by my cat and left for dead in the dumpster, I scrolled through my TikTok on my cracked screen iPhone 6, and an ad for this game came on my fyp. At that very moment when a character resembling the queen of rap Onika Tanya Maraj, professionally known as Nicki Minaj, strutted across the screen wearing a pink camo outfit, I knew I had to download this app. Ever since then, I escaped the dumpster and got cosmetic surgery to make myself look more like my favorite character in the game. I have gotten a restraining order against my abusive cat and moved back into my apartment. Every night before I go to bed, I play this game while listening to Nicki Minaj, and life is good. I recommend this game to any and everyone on this planet and I hope and pray that everyone can be saved by this game in all its glory.
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I heard that Luke was under someone’s heel and thats why he broke up with Lorraine.
I heard that Luke was under someone’s heel and thats why he broke up with Lorraine.
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He wondered why the bubbly girl that sent in the Trojan Horse with the Trojan shield would also be looking for his Achilles Heel. Achilles didn't fight on the side of Troy, he fought against Troy. Perhaps she thought nobody else could figure out just how many sides she had been playing all her life. Was it actually the people the media called criminals that were the suspicious ones, or was she the suspicious one?
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Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
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