Hatchback envy

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Bay-hatch

Noun, A disrespectful address of a Michael Bay fan. From the English, BITCH.

Syn. cunt, English.

“How can you think Michael Bay is a good director? Your such a god damn Bay-hatch.”

by Dr_super_pimp August 29, 2008

snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.

by Asp 22 July 23, 2011

Avra hatch

The cutest mother fucking girl in the whole world more cute than anything else in the world most people will never have an avra i just got really fucking lucky

Avra hatch is definitely more cute than alec.

by Alec campione April 15, 2020

Doggin' the Hatch

Simply put, it's tongue-punching someone's fart box. It's gettin all up in that ass like a dog licking the last bits of peanut butter out of the jar. Giving a rimjob, doin the dirty chocolate swirl, analingus.. whatever you want to call it, it's f*cking glorious.

Bro, I don't even care if she just had taco bell, I'm still doggin' the hatch tonight.

I've been lookin for a girlfriend for a while - it's been too long since I've had my hatch dogged.

by slipperymick August 10, 2016

Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

by BAMF613 November 15, 2018