Happiness Blip

A moment of brief satisfaction in the midst of an otherwise unpleasant series of circumstances.

The lunch break that separated two 4-hour shifts of hard labour provided Doug with a happiness blip that lasted 30 minutes.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

Helping Dora Over

2 or more illegal aliens working as a team to cross the border.

"Ok, Jose. The plans are set, and tonight, we together will be helping dora over."

by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012

open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

hip hop happinen

The act of being off the chain (see fly)

that shit is hip hop happinen

by davidthugmasta77 November 12, 2007

happiness

happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........

"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard

by penis-vagina March 14, 2005

harping

When beautiful music comes from your genitals. A woman or man clutches your nut hair with her teeth and you strum the fully extended hair with your not yet erected weiner.

Will you two stop harping at the dinner table.

As I walked Tory home we heard harping in the distance. She then jerked me off with my own tears.

by Dan Rather December 13, 2008

Happiness

Simple. Drugs.

this is NOT happiness..runescape

Led:(goes to prescription counter) Hi, do you have happiness in pill form.

Pharmasict: Only OTC "drugs" here buddy.

by Fuckthepainaway October 14, 2006