Haiku

There is no rhyme or reason to what a person has said. Basically meaning the person doesn’t make sense.

Sam: “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to eat skittles underwater”

Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”

by Marterproductions June 1, 2025

Haiki

The ancient Korean art of supporting your son.

The term was coined in an episode of the comedy podcast Kill Tony.

Ever since Jacob’s dad discovered haiki, he’s been hyping him up like he's training for the Olympics... just to audition for the school play.

by cujöey July 30, 2025

Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 2, 2010

Quotational Haiku

Quotational:

of, resembling, or expressed as a quote: a fragment of a human expression that is being referred to by somebody else. Most often a quotation is taken from literature, but also sentences from a speech, scenes from a movie, elements of a painting, etc. may be quoted.

Haiku:

a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.

Quotational Haiku: a quote in a haiku form.

"Quotational Haiku," by Pseudonym The Wild

take care to get what,
you like or you will be forced,
to like what you get.

by [e-mail] February 6, 2013

cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.

Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.

by SensduStyle May 25, 2017

Al-haikal

Known as a very trustworthy ,loyal and an artistic person. He’s very nice as he is an outgoing guy , he manages to help any of his friends with their problems .

You’re lucky if you were to be in a relationship with Al-haikal

by Ikhaa April 12, 2021

harry haigh

pussy magnet

woah, look at harry haigh. i’m so wet

by chickmagnet7 February 11, 2022