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mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature
I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!
by kid chameleon October 16, 2003
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hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
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Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.
I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.
by Piavenger July 22, 2011
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Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.
"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"
by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016
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Gateway hooker

A person whom you pay to be friends with you.
After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers
by Saynowaytoco-kay August 20, 2013
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hooker room

A cheap hotel room purchased for the specific purpose of having sexual relations with prostitutes. Another hotel room is used to house all personal belongings, keeping them safe from possible theft.
Tell that whore we're staying in room 3615 at Excalibur, that's my hooker room for the weekend. The last call girl I brought up to my suite at the Cosmo stole $1,000, my laptop and the remote for the TV. I'll be damned if I get charged another fee for a missing remote!
by ewphewpew December 1, 2015
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