fun guilt

The feeling of guilt during or after having a great time in your personal life amidst very terrible conditions for many other people that are broadcasting suffering on social media; such as evacuation from a fire, or homeless after a severe hurricane.

I just had the best time seeing the Village People at Bottlerock music festival! But today, I have a case of fun guilt after seeing so many miserable people escaping fires and floods all week.

by surfrunner September 8, 2021

Guilt-trip-tray

The tray at a party which contains raw vegetables, such as broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, tomatoes, snow peas, squash, and zucchini; it goads one to eat healthy, low calorie, bad-tasting foods whilst juxtaposed against unhealthy, fattening, good-tasting foods, and causes guilt trips in most who choose its alternatives.

I eat one thing each from the guilt-trip-tray at parties, before I eat the good stuff; that justifies unlimited calories afterward.

by Organist_USA May 8, 2019

Guilt Tipping

When the waitress hands you the bill and the tip starts at 18% and ends at 25%. You feel guilty and leave a 25% tip even though the service and food was not too good

Tom - Hey Matt, looks like they're asking for a $25 tip for out crappy $100 lunch
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it

by TJ2000 September 9, 2022

guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015

designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

Daddy’s Guilt

Your bachelor pad dad suddenly and randomly buys you lots of gifts as an apology for treating you badly.

My Dad took me shopping today, got some new shoes, love daddy’s guilt money.

by X0x0xo February 24, 2023

Conservative Guilt

Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.

Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."

Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"

by Cerebrex September 15, 2024