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groceries

1. food you buy at a supermarket.

2. food you have ate.
Hey chief those were some good groceries.
by the great dick cheney October 22, 2004
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andrew gower

The worlds most evil man, for making runescape, which has consumed the lives of many obese teenagers with no lifes what so ever! It is said he is extremely rich.
Noob: OMG ANDREW GOWER PHR33 ST00F PL0XZ?!?
Andrew: Banned, noob!
by SeanOC January 17, 2007
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chase a growler to the ocean

I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean
by bdub December 25, 2003
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groper

someone who gropes or touches/grabs people grossly.
Eww...you are such a groper OR:
Stop groping me perv
by tali January 28, 2003
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Greedy Gower

Industry term used to describe a company insider that makes a decision for their own self gain at the expense of shareholders.

Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.
'So he dropped the land package for nothing and then gave it to himself later? He's such a Greedy Gower - he'll definitely get caught!'

'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'

'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'
by Kevin De October 3, 2022
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grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.
"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.
by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013
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gower

Rachel: Hey Autumn! You wanna go take a gower with me?

Autumn: Sure, I fucking love gowers!
by Zebra Snuggie Jersey December 4, 2010
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