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some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
by MissBoo May 26, 2010
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Professional

One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009
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Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.
by Professional Racist November 5, 2021
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Professional Protester

A person with considerable experience in protesting who is often willing and able to put themselves in sometimes compromising positions in which others are not. Usually highly knowledgeable of the issues surrounding the protest and dedicated to the cause. Often a veteran of many protests and demonstrations and usually well-equipped to ensure that things run according to plan.
That protest camp is so well run, they must be professional protesters
by Standing Stone June 27, 2012
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professional barfighter

A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.
Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?

Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.
by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010
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Professional

The act or instance of being super cute or "in charge". It is meant to be a compliment given from a guy to a girl when that girl looks as if she tried to look extra beautiful today. I.e. curling/straightening their hair or putting on different make-up.
Excuse me, Miss, I was wondering where I could apply for a job here.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.
by Daniel Tiger September 6, 2014
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brofessional

Brofessional (n.) A non-corporate boardshop or company employee that possesses a large body of knowledge within the boardsports industry; expertise usually derived from years of boarding, gear clinics, extensive mag study and teching out with other brofessionals.

Brofessional (adj.) Knowledgeable in boardsports terms, technology, killer new videos, up and coming pro riders, local mountains and weather forecasts.
Even though he got torn down last night, he still made it in and sold three setups. A true brofessional.
by Destination 1440 August 23, 2007
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