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weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
mugGet the weather grandpamug.

Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.
Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .
by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018
mugGet the Grandpa whitemug.

grandpa dooley

a person who drives or does anything in general extremely extremely slow and even stops completely at yield signs & gets beeped at constantly because they drive so slow & their not old at all they just act like it!
come on Mick pick up the pace your driving like grandpa dooley!!
by Bosslady2417 May 21, 2023
mugGet the grandpa dooleymug.

Grandpa Bean

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.
by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009
mugGet the Grandpa Beanmug.

Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it
Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.
by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020
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Grandpa Lore

Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.
One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.

Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023
mugGet the Grandpa Loremug.

great-great-great-grandpa

Great-great-grandparent's father.
great-great-great-grandpa.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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