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grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.
When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"
by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013
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hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...
Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.
by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018
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Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.
Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.
by Himbo Licious October 21, 2008
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Grandma Georgina

Your grandma that’s bad as hell and owns the diner in Fortnite. Guys, it’s time to open your Amazon package cuz that’s what I though she was
Hey girl, you got a Grandma Georgina” ahaha
by Ikeisafatretard September 11, 2021
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creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.
Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.
by Bastiian November 15, 2021
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coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom
“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma
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Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.
did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal
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