When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.
When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"
by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.
by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018

Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.
Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!
Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.
Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!
Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.
by Himbo Licious October 21, 2008

Your grandma that’s bad as hell and owns the diner in Fortnite. Guys, it’s time to open your Amazon package cuz that’s what I though she was
by Ikeisafatretard September 11, 2021

Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.
by Bastiian November 15, 2021

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom
by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.
by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009
