by Jijimon July 26, 2004
1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.
1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on
2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on
2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again
by Sharmalarma November 05, 2008
A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.
I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.
by libertydude August 08, 2011
by Patrick February 08, 2005
The act of placing your (chocolate starfish) in the middle of someone's forhead & laying your balls over their eyes.
by Rachel S from Phoenix March 02, 2004
Oversized stylish sunglasses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety glasses. Often looked upon as rockstar apparel.
by u r f October 17, 2007
When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.
Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.
by heartx3jess February 18, 2009