Mid Goggles

The phenomenon that occurs to male Midshipmen at the United States Naval Academy, where in extended stay on said premises, causes a dramatic decrease in one’s standards of women. This often results in very marketable males, “hooking up” with ugly females.
Synonyms: Desperation, Vag Drought, Sausage Over-Exposure

" Dude why did W.T.Door hook up with that ugly fat chick?"
" He's been here so long his Mid Goggles have gotten real bad."

by Jeff Fowler January 5, 2009

Ocapoocuu goggles

When a man puts his balls on a woman's eyelids for no reason at all

she wanted my balls on her face so i gave her the ocapoocuu goggles

by SegaGenocide November 16, 2009

whore goggles

The type of sunglasses worn by celebrities and fashionistas that cover perverse amounts of space of the face. These shades can often be in excess of 7 square inches per lens, and are usually worn by women to either hide their face, or look ridiculous.

Jessie must have had a rough night, I saw her sporting extra large whore goggles this morning.

by Jeremy P January 9, 2009

Konk Goggles

The act of recieving ones testicles on your face so they cover your eyes.

Did you hear that Shannon got the Konk goggles last night?!

by Ei8ht ball January 6, 2012

Arabian Goggles

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. They will wake up only to find swaty balls blocking the morning sunlight from their eyes

I layed the Arabian Goggles on insert name

by The Notorious ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ May 13, 2005

goggle boy

An anime trend which describes a person who not only owns a pair of aviation goggles but also has vast amounts of hair which sticks out rather than hang down as well as acts as a leader in a group or multiple groups of people. In some cases they are also known to wear gloves.
The trend is not widely accepted in real life as most people either:
a) Fail to make the above qualifications.
b) Do not own an actual pair of aviation goggles.
c) Make it routine to get up every morning and put them on.

Tai Kamiya (in his early years) , Takato Matsuki, Davis Motomiya and Takuya Kanbara are all known as geing called "Goggle boy" by their friends/peers.

by John Ball (F/Sgt. Ball) January 31, 2008

interterm goggles

The curious phenomenon where, those choosing to return for the Interterm break at college find themselves spending inordinate amounts of time with unhealthily few people, altering ones ability to determine hotness or general quality of being in another. See camp goggles.

Wow, that was another wonderful 7 hour chat Suzy McUglybadpersonality, I think I'm in love with you.
Don't be silly Tom, you've just got interterm goggles.

by Max McGetbacktoschool January 21, 2009