Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010

Gomer

Someone who is involved in the agriculture industry, specifically the livestock production side, but is not involved with the showing industry.

I can't stand freedies. Gomers are half as bad. They just don't have the swag. #StuntinIssaHabit

by Phatho May 20, 2017

gomer pile

To suck at River Falls baseball.

Eric Resch: Damn Gomer Pile dropped another fly ball, now we hit the 10 run rule.

by thatoneguy11 October 21, 2008

Goker

A person who is ginger, wearing a joker costume and tells bad jokes.

You are such a goker!

by bigmcjoe November 1, 2010

Night Golfer

A homosexual.

Yeah, that guy seems cool, but I have a feeing he might be a night golfer, if you know what I mean.

by Popo June 24, 2003

gomersexual

an idiot who will only have sexual relations with another idiot

laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with dick cheney, cried out...i always knew i was married to a gomersexual!!!

by dan13 April 24, 2006

Gomere

To be spoken in a French accent...generally the erect penis of a frenchmen, or one hung like a frenchmen

My gomere is big like france, and i dont meen france the people, i mean france the country

by Jeff April 5, 2004