gluntion

not having a bra on.

regularly going loosey goosey while alone

I came home early to be scarred by my dancing sister's gluntion.

by drarkwun March 17, 2012

Glufretarian

a person whos diet consists of gluten free and non-meat products with the exception of fish. A combination of gluten free and pescatarian eating.

I don't eat wheat or meat products, but I love me some shrimp! That is why I am a glufretarian.

by the original glufretarian October 21, 2012

gluteun-free

(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.

Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!

by QuacksO January 13, 2015

Glut

A guy slut

He fucked Tanisha and Shampazz on the same day! What a glut!

by Spatarrack July 19, 2014

Glut

A guy slut.

Have you seen that new kid? He's a total glut.

by ψ(｀∇´)ψ March 19, 2015

gluteus portex

The red ring you get around your butt from sitting on the toilet too long

I sat on the toilet too long and now I have a gluteus portex.

by Cazon September 4, 2015

Gluf

bad luck that turns to good luck on and off repetitively.

For the tests i had gluf.

by FanNerd December 12, 2015