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Girthy

Being obscenely thick or fat.
"That girl is straight up girthy."

"I would probably enjoy sex with ^Name^ more, but he's just too girthy."
by MSchiffer December 28, 2008
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girthquake

1. the reaction you get by inserting your dick into the orifice of your choosing causing an uncontrolled tremor in said partner
2. having sex with a girl that has a seizure upon penetration and tilting her head and riding the aftershocks out keeping in mind to not let her choke on her tounge
1. dude she was fucking tight,i stuck it in and caused a 6.0 girthquake on the richter

2. omfg i stuck my dick in this girl and she had a seizure,so i held on and kept fucking her....i survived the girthquake
by w1thdrawn September 16, 2011
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girtrude

A very nerdy sounding name isn't it, most likely to have acne
Or at leased that's what the name Girtrude sounds like to me!
Boy:"look it's a Girtrude
by SnookiseeSnookidoo June 8, 2014
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Garth Brooks syndrome

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.
Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.
by Mydadcalledmeaboomer November 6, 2019
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girthday

The day by which you loose ur virginity.

derived from the words girth and birthday...girth being the thinkness of the penis
jordan: happy girthday!
andrew: cheers mate, i cant believe its been 9 years now!!
happy birthday penis
by <<*ROoOo*>> October 9, 2008
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gith

Gith is another word for "right," as in "correct." It replaced these words mainly because it is easier to type. May have originated from a typo the same way as common words such as teh or pwn.
JohnTheManNinja: ya steve, maybe ur gith afterall.
SteveO: well I am teh cool, jeez bro.
by The Ugly One July 5, 2004
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girthy

The state of having a huge dick and, as a result, being too good in bed. Groups such as Wrecking Crew were well known for proudly citing their girth. The Texas Rangers have been said to be the girthiest team in the league, which makes sense since everything IS bigger in Texas.
Here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. Take it twice tonight and don't call me in the morning.
by VarianceParabola August 14, 2010
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