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Penis Genius

A Penis Genius is often (but not limited to) a girl who can do fantastic, funky things with a penis, resulting in pleasure that's off the chart. It is popular opinion that a Penis Genius must be a slut. Incorrect. A Penis Genius is more often than not a girl who is very conscious of her actions, the sort of "only doing things when i love him" kind of girl. The sort of girl who you must make your girlfriend before she reveals herself as a Penis Genius.
Note: A Penis Genius can also come in the form of a homosexual male.
Dude 1: "Hey dude! Your new Girlfriend seems nice, haven't seen her at many parties though, how is she?"
Dude 2: "Absolute Penis Genius!"

Dude: "Nice new boyfriend man."
Gay Dude: "Gosh he is just super. Fabulous with my penis. Total Penis Genius"
by Squirtle&Charmander September 10, 2011
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mac genius

A person who does tech support at an wordapple store/word. Works at the genius bar.
Teh new Mac Genius at the SoHo Apple Store is really sexy :p
by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003
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genrunner

A true Pokemon fan that likes all generations and not just red blue and yellow. The opposite of a genwunner.
Genrunner: I love the new Pokemon X and Y!
Non-fan: What?!? How can you stand that trash, blue and red is where it's at! Dumb genrunner.
Genrunner: *facepalm*
by Qteeface October 2, 2013
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genius

That track was genius!
or
That's a genius idea!
or
You did that? Genius!
by Jenso May 14, 2005
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Urban Genius

The Urban Genius is an inner city hustler who has freed self from the status quo, beating the odds of a system designed for failure. Levitating to the challenge of creating diversity in one's options. The Urban Genius has become what they least expected, even surpassing the opposition; those haters who seek to keep you down. The Urban Genius is animate and thriving, one who has survived the test of time.
In the face of social implosion, the Urban Genius does not "stress" out, but "stretches" out and encompasses all possibilities, siezing opportunities to create spiritual health and wealth within.
by Bishop T.D. Smith February 14, 2006
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Genuine Mancunian

A fan of Manchester City. IE. Someone who actually knows how the offside rule works.
Manchester United fan: I'm a true mancunian!

Manchester City fan: Who was Man U's top scorer in the 2003/2004 campaign?

Man U fan: Um..Beckham?
by Evil h. Weasel April 23, 2005
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Genius Failure Paradox

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.
Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.
by BFinjected September 4, 2005
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