Garrett

Too many r's and too many t's

Damn bro why is Garrett's name so long.

I don't know man. There's too many r's and too many t's.

by Garet not garrett October 8, 2021

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Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.

Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."

by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019

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Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

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Dirty Garrett

When one proceeds to give another man a blow job after eating ass and not cleaning his face

I can't believe josh gave dean a dirty Garrett and left shit on his dick

by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025

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Garrett

A really nice guy who has a "Don't Care" personality but has very immature humor. He is very socially awkward.

Me: Hey Garrett, whats up

Garrett: Fart

Me: Ok...

by ukoT December 21, 2021

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This is Garrett from MrBeast. All Garrett’s will find a strong attachment to the words “poo poo pee pee”. Or the reverse “pee pee poo poo”. Trust me it’s in our programming

“Garrett why did you write pee pee poo poo on my grandma’s birth certificate!!?”

by TheOfficialGarrett November 23, 2021

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