grandpa gardener

My very bitchy garden fairy grandpa

Jim- hey your being a “grandpa gardener” (meaning your being very bitchy for no reason)

by Notthatshorty August 26, 2022

Garden Salad

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.

Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.

by OneBananagramPls October 18, 2021

Garden salad

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.

The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.

by BDB64 July 18, 2021

Garden State

It's Zach BRAFF, not Bradford. If you're going to give a definition, at least know the name. I mean, he wrote, directed and starred in the damn thing.

"Like, oh my god, I totally like Zach Bradford.. you know, the guy from Garden State!"
"Zach Bradford.. you mean, Zach Braff? Yeah.. you should probably think twice before you go and say something about him without knowing his name..."

by jezebel January 25, 2005

Mexican gardeners

Three or more landscape technicians who ride in a company pick-up truck at or below the legal speed limit in the fast lane and or usually in the carpool lane on the freeway completely oblivious to the fact that they are holding up traffic or that the carpool lane is not even in effect during that time of day.

Hi, I'm running a little late. I'm on 80, but I'm stuck behind some Mexican gardeners, and I can't even see around their pick-up. Hell, I can't even see thru their windshield. There are three of them packed in together all wearing hats. I guess they don't know that it's not a carpool lanes at lunch. Later.

by Alfetta159 January 21, 2010

uphill gardener

A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.

Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007

girl gardener

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.
A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.

I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.

by Nexie December 24, 2006