Bff goals

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People who are the baddest bitches aquarius and scorpio both badasses and secretly warm on the unside when around eachother.

Omg they such bff goals, yasss bitches

by Badbitchscorpio December 14, 2019

Goal

Let's consider for a second the goal of the NOT-Mes.

Hym "Their goal is CLEARLY to deny me my every desire. Me being removed from the situation that is being imposed. Recognition for my contributions and a legal remedy for those situations. Treatment for whatever is causing my brain and/or skull to feel the way it does. To not work. But for 10 years and in spite of the fact that I am not hiding in any way shape or form, I don't even have a VPN, the name is associated with a Gmail account with my name on it... They are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the potential for child murder. But they will then turn around and use that as justification to do what they're doing. It's not even a fleeting thought to them. And it's revealing because if they thought I desired child death... Why would they not do anything about THAT? Not when I went to Walmart to buy a knife. Not the last time I walked out of my apartment with it and without my phone. Nothing. Because that was never that this was about. It wasn't ever about my TRUE identity. Which is what you're doing now. No True Scottsmen fallacy except direct at me. Never about 'safety.' And I revealed my identity 4 years ago in the form of a Etymology Riddle that people understood (In which case good job A+ and a gold star for today) or had translated for them and have been interacting with me on the basis of that since then. So, I'm not actually all that anonymous. I'm more 'dying' than I am anonymous. But this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with depriving me of things."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2025

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

by Yessir2837 September 10, 2021

Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.

I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.

by helloiamailec April 3, 2024

field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

goals on fleek

When a person has their aspirations in check.

Damn Ariana you got 'em goals on fleek.

by Peetaaaaa January 23, 2017

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022