morning glory

the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other

if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory

by chikiimonkey21020 June 10, 2010

morning glory

1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.

1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."

by Diego August 31, 2003

New Found Glory

The best band ever!!!! just had their new album catalyst come out a couple months ago and toured with green day. THE KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nfg is the best band ever.

by alicia December 19, 2004

Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy

by Senator of the sauce March 27, 2019

GLOP

A bunch of nerds tossing off and chatting shit over games. There's also this one guy called Phantxmize, but no one likes him

Abbreviation for Ghost Loving Obese Pricks

Oh god, he's been hiding in his facility for an hour. He's doing a GLOP.

by Dank Cheesecakes May 1, 2020

The Glory Hole Effect

Another benefit overwight men have after losing weight. The appearance of his penis being bigger after losing enough weight and fat from around the area at the base of his genitalia. Just like when sticking his penis through a glory hole pushes the fat back and makes the penis look larger.

Baby, you've lost so much weight and, oh my did you have your penis enlarged?
Nah, that's just "The Glory Hole Effect"

by Gargolito January 20, 2010

GLORY TRAIL

Line (trail) of hairs that run from the belly-button to the pubes,

When she raised her arm, her shirt pulled up and you could see her glory trail running into jeans.

by eRobinSquared September 11, 2007