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Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.
"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"
by Susy Saunders June 17, 2023
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Glass Bottom Boat

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".
Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.
by Nick We July 22, 2007
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glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person
Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.
by everythingzen December 9, 2008
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Glass Bottomed Blumpkin

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.
Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.
by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004
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glass ceiling

A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.
Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.
by gipperee September 11, 2004
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glass shoes

Ridin' wood and yella, glass shoes like cinderella
by topdola September 22, 2006
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glass-plans

Plans you make without the intention of keeping (ie, they're breakable)
"I ran into my old lab partner today. We made glass-plans to have coffee next week."
by Megan Redhead October 21, 2001
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