giraffe midget condom

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.

Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

Sexy giraffe

Sexy giraffe is a term used referring to the sexiest member of the giraffe society. (Grandma Tori)

Did you see 'sexy giraffe' yesterday at the mall?? I didn't know she could get even hotter!

by Boopdesnoop April 18, 2018

angry giraff

when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.

last night i gave her an angry giraffe

by abc 123 you've got aids November 5, 2017

The giraffe down and grab

When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.

Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018

Jessica Giambrone

Is a weird girl that loves squirrels and needs help

Jessica Giambrone is so weird

by Squirrel3 July 31, 2018

Mythical Giraffe

The process of going out with a coke head who likes to climb on top and chuckle-fuck.

"I just went on a date with a Mythical Giraffe. It was awesome" slay

by Guy Alex August 28, 2022

Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking

"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."

by jublisstar October 23, 2022