gert-off

a word to describe something very big.

I've got a gert-off wedgey.

I had a gert-off slice'a that cake.

by Georgia-xX January 31, 2009

gerrymandering

What one does with homework when school starts in only 3 hours.

Man you should have been gerrymandering that Maddox exam review instead of working all night. NOOB!!!

by Jive Splittin Fiend September 12, 2008

Gerby

Lab rat, crappy hockey player chosen as a captain because ther coach feels sorry for him

Gerby why do you suck at hockey so much

by derpader13 April 17, 2011

Gerdy

A short fatass fugly women who is loved by bisexual losers

WOH!! LOOK AT THAT GERDY!!! SHES SO UGLY!! ONLY A LOSER WOULD LIKE HER!!

by SkiSki6969 February 20, 2011

Gerry

Gerry is such a little pussy ass boi who cheats on girls. He is most likely Filipino and incredibly stupid.
His friends probably call him retard.

Why are you being a Gerry right now.

by —-Cay—- September 5, 2019

gert

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.

"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"

by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006

gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

by NIALL March 14, 2005