Garden salad

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.
The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.
by BDB64 July 19, 2021
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country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!
by scoobilydooped June 07, 2010
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Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
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Garden State

It's Zach BRAFF, not Bradford. If you're going to give a definition, at least know the name. I mean, he wrote, directed and starred in the damn thing.
"Like, oh my god, I totally like Zach Bradford.. you know, the guy from Garden State!"
"Zach Bradford.. you mean, Zach Braff? Yeah.. you should probably think twice before you go and say something about him without knowing his name..."
by jezebel January 26, 2005
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Mexican gardeners

Three or more landscape technicians who ride in a company pick-up truck at or below the legal speed limit in the fast lane and or usually in the carpool lane on the freeway completely oblivious to the fact that they are holding up traffic or that the carpool lane is not even in effect during that time of day.
Hi, I'm running a little late. I'm on 80, but I'm stuck behind some Mexican gardeners, and I can't even see around their pick-up. Hell, I can't even see thru their windshield. There are three of them packed in together all wearing hats. I guess they don't know that it's not a carpool lanes at lunch. Later.
by Alfetta159 January 22, 2010
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uphill gardener

A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.
Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?
by stillboy615 October 14, 2007
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girl gardener

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.
A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.
I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.
by Nexie December 21, 2006
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