Pube floss

When youre performing felaccio and you get a pube stuck in between your teeth.

Babe you're going to have to trim it up, this is the third time this week I've pube flossed

by Sunny_t April 7, 2016

Fart floss

To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.

It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.

by handle this dick May 23, 2016

text fossil

Noun.

A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.

Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!

by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016

Dental floss

Used to clean teeth.

Do you have any idee where I can find some dental floss?

by BlackPohatu January 26, 2017

Rimming-floss

Excessive anal hair.

If you expect me to do that Bob, you'll need to shave. I'm not into rimming-floss.

by GravediggerJim October 10, 2017

walrus floss

When you are on the level of obesity where your thong looks like a walrus flossing vigorously.

Yo daves girl has some serious walrus floss going on.
I need to head to the bathroom, I need to fix this walrus floss.

by Aryustusken December 28, 2017

fish floss

pubic hair

the public bathroom stall was littered with fish floss

by art thou cappeth June 9, 2020