Real Food

1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.

2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.

3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.

Jack went over to Jill's house in order eat some Real Food for her birthday.

by El Culo May 27, 2008

food poop

when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.

I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid

The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite

by mahsita69 December 3, 2009

food boner

The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.

I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.

by Gourmet Mike February 23, 2012

school food

School food is motherfucking awful and with every scoop of slop you move closer to fucking and it taste like eating filthy asshole

Hey Brad do you like school food? Fuck no you dumbass bitch. That stuff tastes like ass farts in your mouth

by Wienerface buttsex December 8, 2016

Unauthorized food

An imaginary category of "forbidden" food, envisioned in the feverish dreams of Clay Higgins' (@RepClayHiggins) psychic fourth wife, as related in his dystopian diatribe on 10/23/2020. Probably includes MREs & Beanie Weenies, but not authentic Ramen.

"Last night, she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home, seizing guns, knives, *unauthorized foods,* and stored water.

by Hondo/VehementRedhead October 24, 2020

food

a word to describe complete happiness.

the most amazing thing you will ever put in your mouth.
sometimes takes place of sex or boyfriends.
unthinkable, delicious, sensual, yummerific

i dumped him for food

by dasauceboss June 14, 2011

clown food

McDonalds - eating with the clown

It was late, everywhere else was shut, but I was so hungry that I had to get clown food!

by webby September 18, 2003