morrissey friday

A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.

"T.G.I.F., bro!"
"Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday."
"That sucks, bro."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

Eggplant Friday

A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant

Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"

by Vinny1995 December 13, 2014

DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro

So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!

by sewfertanick November 30, 2009

Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.

(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.

by jayB109 August 20, 2010

Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.

What day is it?
Diet Friday

by Slim_Jim February 28, 2009

Blazer Friday

A radical movement being undertaken to wear blazers on Fridays. Friday is the last working day of the week for jobs and schools, and blazers are worn to end off the week professionally.

"Hey, that's a nice blazer you're wearing for blazer Friday!"
"Don't forget that tomorrow is blazer Friday"
"I love dressing nice on blazer Friday"

by Blazer Messiah February 22, 2012

Navy Friday

Thursday.

(with drinking)

Hey, Chief, let's go get blasted.
But it's only Thursday.
Hell naw, it's Navy Friday.

by Murry D September 25, 2010