She is the best person you will ever meet. She has brown curly hair the the most stunning blue eyes with a golden ring that will take your breath away. She is so sweet and energetic. She can be very stubborn and is very strong in her beliefs. She not only takes your breath away but also your heart. She is beautiful in every way and is super crafty. She is AMAZING at drawing and acting. DON'T get on her bad side you will regret it! If you have a Claire in your life don't let her go!
Person 1-Hey who drew this? It's AMAZING
Person 2- Oh- that was... ME
*Claire Francis slaps the shit out of person 2*
Claire-Shut the fuck up bitch I drew that!
Person 1- Wow...AMAZING
Person 2- Oh- that was... ME
*Claire Francis slaps the shit out of person 2*
Claire-Shut the fuck up bitch I drew that!
Person 1- Wow...AMAZING
by Girl who got backstabbed April 6, 2022
Get the claire francismug. That cringe and/or socially awkward kid in high school who smells like wet dimes, hates girls for not liking him calling them bitches, and argues with the teacher every class. He is also the type of guy to still live in his parents basement at the age of 30 playing dating sims instead of talking to an actually girl, and persistently ask people whether they have games on their phone like a 4 year old.
Jake: yo that Francis guy is fucking weird, he always smells like a wet sock
Gabe: yeah for real, I heard he hissed at a girl for telling him for the last time she didn’t have Pokémon go on her phone.
Gabe: yeah for real, I heard he hissed at a girl for telling him for the last time she didn’t have Pokémon go on her phone.
by Threemad November 23, 2021
Get the Francismug. When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Furmug. by Ricco27 July 4, 2019
Get the Francismug. Francis is the sexiest man on Earth. He gets all the girls, he plays 5 sports and has 182 college offers and he gets straight A's in every subject. He's the guy everyone wants to be and he also is very respectful and well-mannered. He is kind and is always helpful. He's not selfish and listens to others. He donates to charity and fights to prevent climate change. Everyone needs a Francis in their life.
by gbgbtbdffergtg November 21, 2021
Get the Francismug. A Francis is a beautiful human, the buzziest of them all and a complete and utter rascal.
A Francis will make you smile when you frown, laugh when you cry, and come when you're horny.
An elite specimen who is loved by all and hated by none (most of the time), a real social butterfly.
Some may say a Francis is a slithery little snake, a weird one, but we're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.
On the topic of mutually satisfying, a Francis is a lover, a giver, a real fucking performer. A Francis will give themselves to you as well as whiplash to themselves to satisfy your needs.
A Francis is handsome and a right swarve bastard however the faces he pulls are often perceived as creepy and used to express disapproval, or convey various suggestive or ironic sentiments. A Francis is often misunderstood.
A Francis will make you smile when you frown, laugh when you cry, and come when you're horny.
An elite specimen who is loved by all and hated by none (most of the time), a real social butterfly.
Some may say a Francis is a slithery little snake, a weird one, but we're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.
On the topic of mutually satisfying, a Francis is a lover, a giver, a real fucking performer. A Francis will give themselves to you as well as whiplash to themselves to satisfy your needs.
A Francis is handsome and a right swarve bastard however the faces he pulls are often perceived as creepy and used to express disapproval, or convey various suggestive or ironic sentiments. A Francis is often misunderstood.
Everybody needs a 'Francis' in their life.
You're a proper 'Francis' you are.
When I grow up I want to be a 'Francis'.
Stop giving me the 'Francis'
You're a proper 'Francis' you are.
When I grow up I want to be a 'Francis'.
Stop giving me the 'Francis'
by Seed Spreader November 23, 2021
Get the Francismug. by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Francimug.