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Francis

A Francis is a beautiful human, the buzziest of them all and a complete and utter rascal.

A Francis will make you smile when you frown, laugh when you cry, and come when you're horny.

An elite specimen who is loved by all and hated by none (most of the time), a real social butterfly.

Some may say a Francis is a slithery little snake, a weird one, but we're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.

On the topic of mutually satisfying, a Francis is a lover, a giver, a real fucking performer. A Francis will give themselves to you as well as whiplash to themselves to satisfy your needs.

A Francis is handsome and a right swarve bastard however the faces he pulls are often perceived as creepy and used to express disapproval, or convey various suggestive or ironic sentiments. A Francis is often misunderstood.
Everybody needs a 'Francis' in their life.

You're a proper 'Francis' you are.

When I grow up I want to be a 'Francis'.
Stop giving me the 'Francis'
by Seed Spreader November 23, 2021
mugGet the Francismug.

francis

francis has the biggest dick ever
"did u see francis' dick?"
"yeah bro it's like the eiffel tower! i would want him to smash me."
by youresocoolicannot February 27, 2023
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Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
mugGet the Francis and a Bmore straight jacketmug.

francis quinn

Son of buddy Quinn grew up in Leicestershire and is known for being one of r Kelly’s victims Francis grew up to be a child malester and is currently on trial for sniffing a child’s neck in the local Christian church Francis is looking at 12 months in prison and 10 years on the sex offenders list
by Thenightking177 November 26, 2019
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Francis Special

The drink you obtain after mixing all flavors of Mountain Dew that is said to taste like diabetes.
I am thirsty, can you make me a Francis Special. And double the Code Red, it's Christmas for God's sake.
by OCWEB November 30, 2016
mugGet the Francis Specialmug.

tara francis

beautiful pierced up angel girl sent from heaven to cast wrath upon weird managers and fill her companions with love (and useless information and fun facts"
oh my god is that tara francis shes so sexy
by Anonymous Idiot August 14, 2025
mugGet the tara francismug.

Francis

Francis is an ABSOLUTE Alpha male. Commonly has a MASSIVE shlong and is often of Italian descent. Always has a way with the ladies and is a general hotty!
Girl 1: Did you see Francis today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I think he winked at me, I almost fainted.
Francis: Hey girls

Girls: PLEASE MARRY ME!!!!
by Alpha Male 445 September 9, 2021
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