breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

Breakfast Club

actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.

'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

by scubasteven November 23, 2009

breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.

I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.

by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010

Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

Breakfast edit

The practice used by radio presenters on stations with a promise of 'more music' of editing songs down to shorter lengths to give more time to talk crap or present their comedy skits.

Ed: Tone, you used to cut songs off before the final verse to give more time for comedy didn't you?
Tony: Yeah. It's the 'breakfast edit'. We once got 'Summer of '69' down to 53 seconds.

by Reggie the Educator January 4, 2014

chino breakfast

While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth

Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate

by Dr Drip November 20, 2014