flat

an adjective used to describe a girl with no ass or tits.

yo mama's so flat the wall's jealous of her

by pascal July 23, 2004

White sausages on flat plate

Multiple lines of cocaine served on a flat surface

"I'm already wired. My breakfast was a couple of white sausages on a flat plate

by Pegleg September 19, 2004

Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation

Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.

by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008

Flatbush

/Flat'bush/, n. (1) A neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York, USA. (2) An avenue in Brooklyn, New York, USA. (3) A temporary side effect of wearing very tight pantyhose.

(1) I live in Park Slope but my girlfriend lives across the park in Flatbush.(2) We had a slouvaki stand on Flatbush and Parkside. (3) Not realizing her pantyhose had given her a bad case of flatbush, Helen was confused when her date took a turn for the worst.

by Bumper T Shirtstickers June 9, 2008

Flathead

A term used to describe a person who lives "on the edge" and is very wild. The term came from Michael Flatley, who invented the Riverdance Irish Dance ensemble. "Flathead" was used to describe his fans who were very wild and crazy and the term grew from there...

Bill: This flathead I went out with last night was just too wild for my taste...

by Solar and Lunar May 28, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Very busy, "flat out"

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005